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The guilt spiral? I know this so well I do this all the time. Viva la Internet! This is me, all the time, every day.

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I'm right this minute in the center of the descending post internet guilt syndrome, plus, I just got mad on Facebook while not getting anything done, which is some kind of terrible new low with extra special guilt points. I do this!

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S It's scary. This is SO my life. Except replace "bank" with "parenting".

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Until then the cable guy will send me messages saying you are overdue on your Internet payment, please pay NOW!!!! And my dishes will "soak" for too many days.

Viva Quasi-Adulthood! You ARE an adult! That's like the entire super secret adult schedule for the world! There were 7 when I clicked over, 24 when I tried to post, and there's sure to be like by the time I hit "publish". I'm exactly the same way, except for the grocery shopping.

Or at least until it all goes mouldy and I have to throw it out and start all over again. Yeah, this "adulthood" business is definitely overrated.

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I cannot believe that you just reminded me with this post that I have to get new keys for my mail box. I haven't picked up the mail in 3 months! Oh mah Gah. The tragedy of it all. This is why I don't have kids. They would probably Stick me ill suck u sick of cereal for breakfast, Stick me ill suck u and dinner.

Side note: Nachos require a microwave. Cereal only requires a bowl, spoon and milk. Though it does require you to have fresh milk. A conundrum.

I do exactly the same thing!!! Right now, I need to get my car looked at. My dad told me this 2 weeks ago. I was responsible and called the mechanic and got a price quote, but then I never went.

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